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Is Twin Porn The Next Wave: My Theory

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Here’s something you don’t hear about every day: Identical twin sisters recently married identical twin brothers in a joint ceremony in Twinsburg, Ohio. The ceremony was officiated by identical twin ministers, naturally.

The sisters, Brittany and Briana Deane, married brothers Josh and Jeremy Salyers at the Twins Day Festival, where the couples met a year ago, People reports.

The couples first made headlines in February, when the brothers proposed to the sisters at the same time. “We have done so much in life together. We’ve gone through … having twin loves of our lives and to accept their marriage proposal at the same time made it that much more special,” Brittany told Good Morning America at the time. “We’ve always known our whole life if we were going to be married that it was going to be with twins,” Jeremy Salyers said.

Now, Briana tells People that her wedding has “really been a fairy tale come true. Marrying twins is something that’s very important to us. Even when we were little girls I can remember being in kindergarten, knowing that that is what we saw for ourselves.”

Brittany says that she knew the odds she and her sister would fall in love with identical twin brothers were “incredibly scarce. The stars had to align for our dreams to come true. I get to marry the man of my dreams and at the same time I get to look over next to me and see my twin sister marrying the man of her dreams,” she said.

The sisters say they’ve always enjoyed dressing alike and double-dating, and consider themselves “two halves of a whole.” They and their new husbands plan to live in the same house and raise their children together.

Identical twins are weird, man. Wearing matching clothes. Eating the same stuff. Finishing each others sentences. Confusing people on purpose with who is who because to them it’s funny as shit while for everyone else its a god damn nuisance. I mean, identical twins are such sketchballs that they go to twins conventions to hang out with other identical twins so they don’t feel like weirdos since they are surrounded by weirdos exactly like them. What does this lead to? Well, in the case of this story, it leads to what I predict will be the next big wave in porn: the twin swap porn.

Think about it. Porn loves playing on weird taboos. For instance, I’m pretty sure 3/4 of today’s new material has something to do with MILFS, step moms, or bored older housewives. Why? Because it’s a trend. Mainstream America starts appreciating the beauty of an older woman, so porn shoves it down our throats, no pun intended. Now this story hits the mainstream, and on top of it, says these twin newlyweds are gonna share a house and raise their families together as one. Am I the ONLY one that sees this as the easiest porn trend to ever come into existence? All kinds of swapping, weird identical twin 3 somes, and god knows what other stuff we can come up with here.

If I’m the brains behind things like brazzers or reality kings or any large scale porn site, I am all over this. Shit, I bet you could convince these 4 people in the article to do it. Shooters shoot, so get those contracts drafted and that cash ready just like the Vivid guy does anytime word of a celebrity sex tape hits the interwebz. Twin porn: the new wave of the valley.

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