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EXTREMELY BAD FOR BRAND: Having Dirty Ass Feet in a Porno

VERY NSFW SOURCE YOU’VE BEEN WARNED

So a twitter friend of mine stumbled across this video and noticed something extremely off putting when it comes to making adult movies. I got a safe (enough kinda) for work screenshot of said offense. People, brace yourselves, because this made me go limper than overcooked linguini when I noticed it. And before you say “Why was it hard in the first place bro?” Well I do my research thoroughly so BUZZ OFF. Anyways,

Look at that REPULSIVE foot. Absolutely disgusting. You can’t be making fuck flicks and show up on set like you’ve been doing yard work barefoot. Those hooves are making me think that there’s a young lady who needs to mop her god damn floors in the VERY near future. I mean have some pride in your work! How the hell are you gonna show up to be in a porno looking like you’re allergic to pedicures. Absolutely unnacceptable in every way.

Let this blog be a lesson to all the wonderful women of adult film out there. Wash your feet before you get on camera for the love of god. If you can prep a day in advance for anal, then there’s no reason you can’t keep those feet looking right.

PS: to my twitter friend who sent me this, your new profile pic is the gorgeous đŸ˜‰

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