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I Have Found The Worst Fucking Potato Chip Ever

I’m disgusted.

Under no circumstance should “curry” ever be incorporated into a potato chip.  I found this out first hand over the weekend when I mistakenly bit into one of these chips thinking they were among the zesty barbecue variety.  I gotta tell ya, holy shit was I taken back by my taste buds, they were pissed the fuck off and I was to blame as I was totally fooled by the maroon packaging.  Not only was the chip hitting me with an overtone of curry, but coconut on the backend too?  What the fuck, bro?  Why?  Who had the idea of making this a flavor?  Why would I want something that tastes like a dirty sponge that’s been soaking at the bottom of a sink all day?  I say you arrest the person who thought of this and give them the chair.  This cannot be tolerated in this Country.

There’s literally  a million other flavors that I would love to taste in the form of a chip.  What about a cheeseburger?  How about fried chicken?  How about skirt steak?  I mean, dude, fucking anything else would be better than this red curry coconut disgrace.

Honestly, the taste was so bad that I can’t even fully remember what it taste like.  It’s like I removed those 10 seconds of hell and grossness from the part of my brain that allows me to use senses.  I was seriously in just complete utter shock and awe, and ya know what, it’s the first time in my life that I was happy for things like CTE and short term memory loss.  I needed to erase this experience from my memory and leave nothing behind and that’s what I did.

And I know what you’re thinking … “man, this blog makes me want to try it, let me buy a bag on Amazon.” and I’m here to tell you, “No, bro, don’t fucking try it, I’m dead serious.

Bottom line, curry is gross.  If you like it, you probably are gross too and enjoy spending an inordinate amount of time on the toilet shitting your brains out while smelling like spicy garbage.  Congrats, bro, you’re disgusting.  End rant.

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