Michael Vines has his alleged crime written all over his forehead.
After he was involved in a car accident, Vines allegedly tossed a loaded .38-caliber revolver into the grass, according to the Greenville Police Department. However, according to police, Vines is federally prohibited from possessing a gun.
Aside from his inability to possess a firearm, Vines has a particularly distinctive feature that made this case stand out a little more: He has a large tattoo of a gun across his forehead.
Of all the tattoos to get. Of all the places you could put said tattoo. This, THIS, is what you choose to get while ridin dirty in Greenville. I mean COME ON BROOOO. Like, you’re clearly a career criminal considering you are federally banned from owning a gun. That part is pretty clear. So what makes you, as a criminal, wake up one day and say, “you know what? Today would be a good day to get a gun tatted on my forehead! Yup! That will make my job go smoother for sure!”
I think it’s pretty well known at this point that I got a pet peeve with overly stupid criminals. Getting a gun tattooed on your melon dead center for all to see is hall of fame stupid. Never thought I’d see the day. Truly, without a shadow of a doubt, BAD FOR BRAND.