When it’s time to party, we will party hard, but apparently for gamers, that’s not exactly true.
I admittedly do not play video games that much. Maybe it’s because I don’t have the time or maybe it’s because I live in a 1 bedroom apartment and my wife would have a serious problem with me ignoring her to carjack people in Grand Theft Auto. It could be either, but that’s not really the point of this blog.
It’s usually better to focus on partying and let the other stuff take care of itself. – Andrew W.K.
That’s the point of this blog.
I woke up this morning and the first thing I saw blow up on my Twitter feed was Xavier Woods from WWE’s New Day talking about something called #BE3, which is apparently Bethesda E3, a showcase of upcoming game titles for this year and beyond. For a performance, they kicked things off with the party and positivity legend himself, Andrew WK where he PARTIED TIL HE PUKED (that’s a reference, but also a possibility) and was met with little to no reaction. Here’s the tweet:
How dare those little shits in the audience disrespect the party? As Woods said, “If AWK is performing then you give him that same energy back.” …. Folks, that’s not an ask, that’s the law. In fact, I would go as far to say that if you’re sitting on your hands while “GET READY TO DIE” is blaring over the loudspeakers, then it’s a minimum 30 days in solitary confinement at a max security prison for punishment.
This is what I’m talking about when I say things were better “back in the day”. At this point, I’m not even referring to a certain place or time. It could be the 80s, 90s, early 2000s, anything, as long as it’s not today with these little shitbags sitting there with their arms folded and their smug faces acting like they’re better than this. Spoiler Alert, you’re not better than this, THIS is what you need. For heaven’s sake, I live my life by an Andrew W.K. quote – “Do what we like because we like what we do.”
Just look at these jabronis …
Like first of all, take your glasses off. Nice, shades, bro. Newflash, you’re not The Rock. Second of all, get off your ass and start going nuts for no reason. That’s the point of Andrew W.K. The guy puts it all out there 100% of the time and is there to lift your spirits and to bring you to a level of party that you could never achieve on your own.
Then you got these people like in the above tweet who are all like “can we please just get to the game lineup please.” Well how bout’ you shut up? How bout’ dat? Do you not see the guy dressed in all white whaling his arms around with the ferociousness of a wild animal?
Like jeez man, have a little fun, people. I can remember being in college and putting this on during a power hour and everyone not knowing what the fuck they were listening to. After 10 minutes into that power hour everyone would be screaming shit like “I LOVE … NEW YORK CITY … OOHHHHH YEA! NEW YORK CITY”. We didn’t get to that point by wearing shades in doors and hatin’ on the noise. We got there by embracing the party.
I leave you with this quote –
“If pizza brings you joy, then by all means, love that pizza like your life depends on it. Because it does.” – Andrew WK
Follow me @NickVacation and by all mean, party hard.