This Dude Needs A Bigger Bike ASAP!

So I’m riding the subway this morning  and I come across this dude who looks to be about 7 feet tall with the smallest bike of all time.  There wasn’t a kid in sight, so I think it’s safe to assume that he’s using this bike to cut down his commute time by peddling to his office.  Maybe he works on 5th Avenue?  I dunno, but I can’t say I blame the guy either.  Walking City blocks in the summer is a death sentence in New York.  By the time you get to your office your back is completely soaked in sweat.  So gross.  Then to add insult to injury, you have to go into your cold ass fucking office and risk dying from hypothermia.


I mean, look at how tall this fucking guy looks.  I had to pretend like I wanted to be on the other side of the train cart just to get a full size photo of him.  Which begs the question, how does he pedal?  Is this just for show?  Is he trying to confuse fellow strap-handlers like myself?  I tell ya what though, if he is, he’s succeeding.

Only in New York.

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