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Showerheads Are NOT Sex Toys People

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An unidentified man visited the Ram Manohar Lohia Hospital and Post Graduate Institute of Medical Education and Research in New Delhi. He required medical attention for a shower head stuck his rectum.

The findings of this story were published on May 26 in the journal BMJ.

“We report a case of a 26-year-old young man with accidental insertion of hand shower in the rectum and no signs of any active bleed or peritonism,” the doctors wrote in BMJ.

The anonymous man said that he “suffered a fall” in the shower, which caused the shower head to get stuck in his rectum. He reportedly had to detach the shower head from the wall in order to go to the hospital.

“Though the patient reported accidental insertion of the shower head and denied voluntary insertion, there is a high suspicion of voluntary insertion for autoerotic purpose,” Dr. Peeyush Kumar said, according to LADbible.

Doctors conducted a medical scan to diagnose the patient. The scan showed that the shower head was 6 inches into his pelvis. However, there was no internal damage, and his vitals showed that he was stable.

Oh. You “accidentally” got a showerhead stuck 6 inches up your ass. Makes sense. Just like I “accidentally” sometimes get too drunk or “accidentally” combine taco bell & chik fil a items to make superfoods. I never intended for this things to happen no sir. Just like I am certain this honorable 26 year old man never intended to have a shower head go 6 inches up the poop chute. I do have some questions for this young man tho.

1)How does one “accidentally” have an object as large as a showerhead go clean up their bootyhole, without even causing a scratch or bleeding? Now, this isn’t my first rodeo on the internet, so obviously I’ve seen footage of very large things going into very tiny orifices. Yet, this is the first time I have heard of the hole wrecker being a showerhead. What an ever changing world we live in, folks.

2)How much soap did you go through in that shower, bro? Let’s cut the mularkey here, because, from my internet sluething, there is NO CHANCE, NO CHANCE IN HELL, that a full showerhead is going up your culo smoothly without some kind of lube. No friggin way. You think Lexington Steele (pic of this man for those that don’t know at the end of this paragraph) just tosses it in whatever 90 pound 19 year old they put in front of him for the day without greasing it up a bit? For sure not. So you have to assume our curious friend here had to go through a LOT of irish spring to get that bad boy up there with no damage.

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3)Does this mean that our shower loving buddy here shits pancakes like Barry Badrinath from Beerfest? I don’t really have much more to add to this. Just curious if shoving something that large up your butt causes you to poop weird is all. Thank you for your time.

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