If You Got $1300 Burning a Hole in Your Pocket & Wanna Look Like a Dipshit


What was everyone’s first instinct when they saw this disaster? I’m guessing it was along the lines of mine, which was, “I can’t WAIT to see some schmuck walking around with this on in public”, because that’s exactly how i feel.

You see, NYC has plenty of flaws. PLENTY. Just like any major city, except one great thing is that this place is filled with what I would consider the third highest concentration of assholes who think their shit doesn’t stink and think they are better than everyone else, just behind LA & SF in that area. So I KNOW it’s only a matter of time before I’m sitting outside some sunny Saturday afternoon, enjoying a nice little brunch (whatever it’s basic betch behavior but I love brunch so BUZZ OFF), when some dickhead saunters on by with this concoction on.

I mean, this looks like you took a blue t-shirt, stapled a blue Chaps button down to the front of it because you thought it was going on the back for a sweet DIY superhero look ala BlankMan, and said “fuck it” and just rolled with it. And I am going to giggle like a school girl with my bloody mary in hand and whatever hipster variation of eggs benedict I chose to dine on in front of me, becuase that’s what really makes nyc great: drunken people watching during brunch.


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