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NJ Transit Sucks, But Following @FuckNJTransit On Twitter Can Make It Suck Less!

Nobody likes NJ Transit.  Nobody.  You know how many people willingly take this form a transportation everyday?  ZERO.  That’s how many.  The truth of the matter is New Yorkers are forced to take it because this City FORCES you to move to the suburbs after your prime years have come to a close.  Once you got a wife, family, kids you need the space and it’s either New Jersey or Westchester for most.  Pick your poison.

Unfortunately, when it comes to scumbaggery, NJ Transit takes the cake.  Not even the Metro North derailing can match the sheer unadulterated savagery that NJ Transit has towards its customers.  Whether it’s false information, late trains or crowded platforms, NJ Transit has become an expert in absolutely ruining a person’s day, afternoon and night. If it rains, your seat is wet, if it snows, you’re delayed 3 hours.  You might as well just sleep at your desks.  As a NJ Transit official once said, “You’re not guaranteed a dry ride.”  How nice of them considering we’re only paying a gazillion dollars for their “services”.

Fortunately, there is hope!  Yes, even in this inevitable darkness of commuter hell there lies a sole hero, a Dark Knight so to speak.  The hero that we all deserve, a hero who comes in the form of a Twitter handle.  I present to you the MUST FOLLOW of the year for ANYONE forced to take the debauchery known as the NJ Transit system, I present to you @FuckNJTransit.  It won’t be dollars back in your pocket, but it might add years to your life.

It’s perplexing to me how this handle only has around 3,900 followers.  The handle’s name alone speaks volumes considering it’s a phrase majority of commuters from the Garden State echo on a daily basis.  Let’s all say it together … “FUCK … NEW JERSEY … TRANSIT”.

The best part about the handle is that it’s no-holds barred.  It calls those sons of a bitches out for each and every commuter complaint.  It’s almost as if it’s a full blown counseling service at this point.  Here’s an example of it giving a little pep talk for Memorial Day Weekend …

Good luck out there folks!  Honestly, just look at that platform!  I’d rather be waterboarded.  Oh, and you can bet your ass you’re all getting tagged up by this dude if you’re a member of “The Dark Side”. Mayor, MTA official, News Organizations, Mayors, you’re all ON THE LIST. And if you’re a Governor, you’re basically fucked and can consider a bulls-eye on your back for the remainder of your term.

Bottom line, if you’re working in NYC and have to wait in the 10th circle of hell that is the NJ Transit Platform around 6PM Monday-Friday, you need to follow this account.  You need to give yourself a place to vent and laugh at the same time, because if there’s one thing we know, it’s that there’s no fixing this absolute atrocity, so we might as well do the next best thing which is to tweet at them at a light speed pace with the help of the most badass Twitter handle in the game, @FuckNjTransit

OMMUTERS, Follow the account and help bring AWARENESS to of one of America’s biggest epidemics: NJ Transit, delayed forever while giving zero fucks.

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