Usually I pop a piece of the article here, but the thing is filled with ads mid page and slop. We are gonna just dive right into this one.
2018. Eminem, at one time the greatest rapper in the game, is now dating Nicki Minaj, who is battling Cardi B to get her crown back as the biggest female rapper in the game. Now, I don’t know if any of you know this, but I love trashy celeb gossip. It’s hilarious to me. TMZ, US Weekly, In Touch, and any other trash that can be found on the web / in a nail salon is my jam. So I am absolutely SHOCKED by this one. I follow this crap almost as well as I follow the Jets & pro wrestling, and i didn’t have a clue this was even a rumor. I come back to the office after being on the road for a bit today and BOOM. We get the biggest booty in the game mixing it up with the guy who at one time was the undisputed king of the mic. If that ass is what it takes to get Eminem back to his MMLP greatness, then lets do this thing! I don’t care who you are, if that ass doesn’t inspire you to be your best then you need to get your shit together. Even if you’re not into women, you gotta admit that 9th wonder of the world shes rockin back there is no joke. Now I shall leave you with a bunch of Nicki Minaj pics to enjoy in the stall after lunch. Don’t say I never did anything nice for you guys.