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Getting Evicted From Your Parents House at The Age of 30 is HORRENDOUS For Your Brand

Original Article. Watch the video too bc its gold

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After their notes, advice and gifts of cash went unheeded, two parents turned to the law to move their adult son out of their house.

On Tuesday, a judge sided with Mark and Christina Rotondo, and said their 30-year-old son needs to leave.

The son, Michael Rotondo, had been living in his parents’ house for eight years. He called the ruling “outrageous” and said he would appeal the decision.

The Rotondos, who live in Camillus, New York, started leaving notes for their son, Michael, in February.

“After a discussion with your Mother, we have decided that you must leave this house immediately. You have 14 days to vacate. You will not be allowed to return,” reads a note dated Feb. 2, according to CBS Philadelphia.

There’s a ton of reasons why this is insanely bad for a person’s brand. There really are no winners here. The courts waste time on this garbage. These parents clearly failed since they couldn’t raise a kid with any drive whatsoever. Obviously tho, the biggest loser is 30 year old man child Mike Rotondo (soooo close to sharing a name with the legend known as Irwin R Schuyster, The IRS Man. So close)irs man

Let’s break down all the ways this is bad for brand, shall we?

  1. We all now know, as in the whole country, that Rotondo is a jobless bum.

In my opinion, there is no lower point in life than when you are jobless & dependent as an adult. In the words of acclaimed thespian Adam Sandler, in his breakout role as Billy Madison, YOU GET OFF YOUR ASS AND YOU FIND THAT FUCKIN DOG JOB! How the hell are you gonna show up in court defending you being the real life Dale Doback? That is a level of pathetic loser that I can’t even fathom.

2. Mike Rotondo gets absolutely zero lovin other than his hand

Listen, I’m not gonna sit here and spread lies like living at home is some sentence to Gitmo. Home cooked meals. Laundry done and done well. Nowhere near the amount of responsibilities. Low to no rent depending on how shitty you were towards your parents. You know what negative makes all those perks not matter? The fact that your dick stays drier than the Sahara, except when you decide to treat yo self to a nice lubed up tug, when your roommates go by “mom & dad”. How that doesn’t motivate you to get your shit together and make a life I have no idea. Rotondo you wacky bastard.

3. Mike Rotondo needs a makeover.

Yo. My guy. You rolled into court all caveman like wearing a suit you got from a lost & found, and a shirt & tie combo that Burlington Coat Factory wouldn’t sell. There’s an old saying that I don’t think ol Mikey boy hasn’t heard yet. You look good, you feel good, you do good. Gotta look the part bro. Can’t be walking around looking like you need a change cup & a cardboard sign or that’s gonna be your destiny. Dress for the job you want, not the one you have. pro tip pal. Thank me later.

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